99 years young?? You are NOT too old to play soccer! We welcome you to dust off your boots and pull out your short shorts that you haven’t worn since 1960 and let’s hit the pitch!
…if you are 100 or older, I think you are probably a liability and more than likely too old to play. Sorry about that.
REALLY, who designed this sign?? Does anyone else think its as funny as I do??!